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Joke of the Day

"A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed... Detectives called it the pillow case..."

"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."

"I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America... Racism can't exist if everybody's white."

"""My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"" ""Boehner?"" ""No, she assures me it's completely platonic."""

"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."

"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""

"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."

"David Cameron walks into a sandwich shop with a pig... The shopkeeper says ""alright dave, pulled pork ?"" ""No mate, she's just a friend."""

"Pavlov's doorbell One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: ""Shit, I need to feed the dogs!"""