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Joke of the Day

"After my vasectomy I thought I couldn't get my wife pregenant Apparently it just changes the color of the baby"

"Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed"

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."

"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying."

"Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73 cents so I guess good things do happen to good people."

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn and his wife are separating after 20 years of marriage due to their busy work schedules and him being a maid raper."

"apparently some people have been using wind to take the leaves from my frontyard and put them other places. they are still mine regardles"

"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"