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Joke of the Day

"""My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"" ""Boehner?"" ""No, she assures me it's completely platonic."""

"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"My ass is going through some serious shit right now The reverse is also true"

"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"

"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"

"Whenever you say ""I'll shoot you an email,"" it makes me wish I could shoot you in email."

"How does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder"

"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"