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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."
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"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"
"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."
"Shout out to anyone who is wondering what the opposite of in is."
"Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by."
"How do you piss off the rich and the poor in two words? Bernie Sanders. Clause: I support the guy."
"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."
"I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. Any activity subjection? Not movies."
"Anyone: I'm cold Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother Dog: *shivers once* Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE"
"Chick Peas and everyone wants to watch."