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Joke of the Day

"What's the most favorite bird among most men? [BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) I can't believe no one has made this joke here yet."

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind, probably."

"I bet even your farts smell good."

"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."

"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"

"How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different? Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."

"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."