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Joke of the Day
"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
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"What do they call Redditting on the toilet? Snoo on the loo"
"Just once I'd like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do... Without being dragged out being told, ""Ma'am, you're not the bride..."""
"*mugger walks up* GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT! *mugger slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*"
"What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? Hawkward"
"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"
"When you get laid off. :("
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""
"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."
"What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus"