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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."
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"The shortest sentence in the English language is ""go."" What is the longest? Life without parole"
"Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick"
"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Guurrhggrgrh"
"""Boop"" - Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"How does an abortion doctor like his eggs? Scrambled."
"""This is your captain speaking"" ""AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."""
"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."
"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"