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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? It's driving me nuts"

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"Whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks was so wrong. I taught mine how to play dead and she's been doing it for a year straight."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"

"Question: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on"

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"Why do squirrels swim on their back? to keep their nuts dry."

"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."

"If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic."

"Patients get nervous when I walk into surgery wearing my lucky cape but I didn't go to medical school so I need all the luck I can get."