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Joke of the Day

"Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald ""Because he always spoke the truth"" ""Oh! That's why woman have long hair"""

"Do you know about the group of hipster sheep? Never mind, you haven't herd of them."

"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"

"A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier ""Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"""

"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."

"What do you call a group of elephants? A pack o'derms"

"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"

"The last time I had a conversation about the Hindenburg It went up in flames."