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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"
Next Joke
"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"
"I left my .door file open for too long. It was a .jar."
"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."
"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."
"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
"Coldplay is like depression you can hear."
"An irishman walked into a bar it's not funny, I should have been in work today."
"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"
"My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment but it's hard when she can't move an inch"