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Joke of the Day
"Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana."
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"How can you tell a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
"""Hello darkness my old friend..."" Darkness: ""I have a boyfriend..."""
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? 4yo: Bagel Me: *makes it 4yo: Tricked you! I wanted toast Me: Nice trick. Now, eat your bagel"
"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."
"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"
"Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it."
"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."