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Joke of the Day

"(bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond"

"Why arent the americans playing chess? ...they are missing two towers."

"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"

"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."

"If I was Steve Jobs I would engrave on my tombstone: iDied."

"Reddit is like my Mom If it sucked, I probably wouldn't be here."

"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."

"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."

"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"