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Joke of the Day
"I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test."
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"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth"
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"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."
"[Alligator feeding at the zoo] Me: Hey let me do it Keeper: 1st time? M: Heck no *alligator takes me by the arm* I WAS JUST BRAGGING SAVE ME"