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Joke of the Day
"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"
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"Trust me, it might sound like a clever idea, but if you're being frisked by a hot TSA agent, do NOT tell her, ""my balls are the bomb."""
"Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up."
"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."
"What happens if you fart in church You have to sit in your own pew"
"""The floor is lava"" -Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D."
"What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend."
"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"