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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"
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"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"Two fish are sitting in a tank One says to the other one, "" do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."
"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."
"I think this unicorn may be drunk, 'cause he's not making ANY sense!"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles *It's a verbal joke.*"
"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"
"Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday- Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves."