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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"
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"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""
"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."
"My home phone rang. Weird."
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger."
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow."
"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."
"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"