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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles *It's a verbal joke.*"

"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"

"""I'm too old for this lit."" - Danny Glover in a freshmen English class"

"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"

"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."

"Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake? He had a reptile dysfunction"

"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."

"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."

"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"