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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."

"What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? K."

"Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich"

"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."

"Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch."

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"Putting a woman on a $10 makes sense . . . . . . no one really wants a 1 or a 5. (As heard on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me)"

"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"

"Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M."