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Joke of the Day

"I found my friend poking holes in my condoms... Dick move..."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."

"*loses faith in humanity* ""this is the type of problem that can only be solved by 13 photos of unlikely animal friendships"""

"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."

"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""

"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"

"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr? Trigger-Nometry"

"""Use a spongebob quote to describe your sex life"" ""Are you ready kids?"""