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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback? A Ha'wayman."
Next Joke
"I sleep like a baby... With your mom's tit in my mouth."
"What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"
"Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train."
"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
"sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to bring a tiny shitting bald man screaming into the world"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."
"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"Those men drinking battery acid Will soon be charged"