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Joke of the Day

"Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO"

"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."

"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"

"Him: You're not like other girls Me: [foghorn sound]"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid $100 to have a lentil on my face."

"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."

"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"