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Joke of the Day

"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."

"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"

"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."

"I've been told that red wine compliments a steak. But so far my glass hasn't said anything nice at all."

"Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on the mouse."

"Do you guys like presents? Here I am!"

"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."

"What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience? A hippocampus."

"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"

"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."