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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes weird."

"I told my friend that Dracula and I had sex with my 12 inch penis. He refused to believe me... I said, ""I know it's hard to believe, it's a lot to take into a Count."""

"""Calm down"" I suggested. ""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT CALM?"" she carved in the side of my truck."

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."

"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much"

"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"