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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad"

"All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won."

"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"

"What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper? A real mess on your hands."

"What sound does a cow make? ""Moooo"" Good, a duck? ""Quack"" Good, how about a seal? ""My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy"

"Just an internet explorer joke Loading..."

"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"2012 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8."

"Here's a short joke."

"Why are cemeteries surrounded by walls? Because people are dying to get in them!"