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Joke of the Day
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
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"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""
"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."
"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."
"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."
"Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO? Because TWO rhymes with POO"
"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""
"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"
"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"