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Joke of the Day
"I feel like I've eaten three countries! ...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece."
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"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."
"She left me a note, on the fridge... ""It's not working anymore, I'm leaving you"". I opened up the fridge and it is working. She left me for nothing, that idiot."
"I call my penis ""newborn baby"" Because sometimes I have to slap it repeatedly to bring it to life."
"I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was. He said, ""1920x1080""."
"The days of good grammar has went."
"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"
"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."