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Joke of the Day
"I feel like I've eaten three countries! ...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece."
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"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"
"What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is."
"What did Russia say to Ukraine? Crimea River"
"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."
"My New Yahoo Password NoSecur!Ty"
"What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light? Ultraviolent"
"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."
"How many Freudian scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER I MEANT LADDER!!"
"What do you call a well respected slave? A butler."