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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!"
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"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."
"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."
"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."
"Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team? If you conceive something, they can execute it."
"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."
"I'm selling my Theremin.... I haven't touched it in years."
"You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long."
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses."
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"