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Joke of the Day

"Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team? If you conceive something, they can execute it."

"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're more brave than I am."

"what % of the time are birds just chilling"

"The Jerk Store Called, they're running out of you! -George Costanza haha, sorry this just came to mind and I had to share.."

"I almost forgot. Happy 4/20. Lets not waste time, lets smoke weed."

"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"

"What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi? Sue she"

"Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life."

"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"

"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."