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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? It had to buy a herring aid"
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"I came upon a woman in the park So she wiped it off and called the police."
"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."
"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."
"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"
"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"
"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"
"Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple. But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in hospital."
"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."