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Joke of the Day

"""Wow this pizza is amazing"" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough"

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"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."
"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"
"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."
"Eastern Europe - 1989 ""If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"""
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"My wife is always like, ""You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!"" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra."
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"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""
"Roses are red, violets are yellow, lilacs are cyan, carnations are rainbowish, this LSD pill is lovely."
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