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Joke of the Day

"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."

" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"[NSFW] You know what's ironic? That Bill Clinton's term was between two Bushes."

"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."

"Mumbling along to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own that shit."

"Did Timmy enjoy his first fried eggs? No, because he sat naked on a steel poll in 113 degrees"

"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."