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Joke of the Day

"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

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"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."
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"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."
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