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Joke of the Day

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"

"Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?"

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."

"A girl once told me she was getting drunk off of my love.... ... I told her that's just the date rape drug kicking in."

"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the shin."

"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."

"Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !"

"What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution? A pigeon... ""Coup, coup"""