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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"
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"Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house."
"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"
"I went to an anti-religion camp once It was a blasphemy"
"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"
"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think ""THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"""
"A pirate walks in a bar... A pirate walks in a bar with a paper towel on his head, the bartender says ""whats with that"" the Pirate says ""ARR!! I have Bounty on me head"""
"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."
"My first blowjob was like my first bike ride.... Two bruised knees, a sore jaw and my father telling me I was really good for a first timer"