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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain. It's all so Moorish."
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"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."
"Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor? His resurrection lasted more than four hours."
"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"
"Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They're both slipping in the polls."
"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."
"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"
"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"
"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."