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Joke of the Day

"It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer."

"Why did the nun always wear a slip? Sheer habit."

"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."

"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."

"I hate when people tell me to have a safe flight. Like I have a choice. It's either back home, or in a swamp. I'll try really hard to live."

"What is the stinkiest businessman? Entra-Manure"

"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"Oh, non-habit forming? No thanks."

"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""