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Joke of the Day

"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"

"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."

"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."

"It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me."

"Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove"

"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."

"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."

"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."

"What's the key to a good joke? .....................................Timing."

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""