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Joke of the Day
"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict."
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"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?"". The grasshopper says ""You've got a drink named Steve!?"""
"Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS. I haven't run out of receipt yet."
"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"
"FIFA Ethics Committee"
"Be careful! Someone's using this sub to target victims He's a real predditor"
"What's got no teeth, and smells? The gearbox in my wife's car."
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"Confucius say... ...sex on beach is like American beer, very near water."