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Joke of the Day
"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."
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"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."
"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"
"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."
"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"
"*gets out of bed* *steps on something* me: Ugh *turns light on* wife: What is it? me: The cat caught another smart car"
"Pavlov's cats rule, Pavlov's dogs drool."
"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."
"How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich? They wear a rolex watch around their waist."