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Joke of the Day
"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."
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"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."
"How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor? Straight, No Chaser."
"What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."
"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."
"I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?"
"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"