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Joke of the Day
"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."
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"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."
"[At vet] Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. Vet: What have you been feeding him? Me: Egg shells."
"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."
"Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen."
"Helen Keller, what color is this dress? ARGGGLLLAGHHHHGAAAAA"
"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."
"What do you call a slutty egg? Over easy!"
"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."
"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"