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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my Slaves... Free"
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"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."
"Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half."
"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"
"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."
"If dogs have taught me anything, it's that barking is a GREAT way to get rid of people you don't want to speak to. Works for me EVERY TIME."
"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."
"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"