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"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam you cant jelly yo dick in a bitch's ass"
"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"
"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"
"How to catch a Polar Bear Cut a hole in the ice, fill it with dead fish, then hide. When the polar bear shows up, kick him in the ice hole."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years, Come on guys I don't have 2020 vision"
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."
"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"