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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."

"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."

"What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!"

"We don't thank them enough for it, but it was really cool that the Black Eyed Peas realized what they were doing was wrong and stopped."

"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."

"Frederick W. Smith created a company because he needed money to pay maintenance to his ex wife. He called it Fed*Ex*."

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."

"To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy. If *she* runs, it's a girl."

"A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."