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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."

"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."

"If I held two sandwiches, one in each hand, would anybody consider that a balanced diet?"

"President Obama has done nothing for the people of Ohio. For example they still live there"

"A pirate walks into a bar With a steering wheel attached to his belt. Confused, the bartender asks the man ""Hey buddy, what's up with the wheel?"" The pirate replies ""Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."

"Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian."

"Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like BBs, rub one ball & everything moves."

"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"

"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"