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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."

"I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... She replied ""vestigial."""

"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"

"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."

"Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order."

"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."

"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."

"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"I'll pay you to dress like a Comcast employee and let me hit you with my car."