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Joke of the Day

"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"

"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"

"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""

"It is rude to start a Twitter account and not state within 48 hours that you want to see what all the fuss is about."

"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."

"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."

"Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine"

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."