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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"
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"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."
"""They had to amputate them both at the ankles,"" said Tom, defeated."
"I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..."
"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"
"1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. ""Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"""
"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"
"Another way that succes is like pregnancy Women have to get it from men."
"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"
"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""