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Joke of the Day
"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"
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"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"
"An old couple were in church the other morning and the old lady said to the old man ""I've just broken wind silently, what will I do?"" He said, ""First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid""."
"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."
"The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do."
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."
"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."
"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"
"Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Cancer."
"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."