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Joke of the Day
"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"
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"Dammit Dad Dad: ""Whaddya got there, son?"" Son: ""Soy milk."" Dad: -pauses- ""Hola milk, soy tu padre."""
"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum? He had the Mickey taken out of him"
"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."
"I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours."
"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"
"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"