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"How do you call a person that is afraid of people homophobic"
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"So Jesus... Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other...and asks ""Can you put me up for the night ?"""
"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
"Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox."
"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"
"I only act to support my waitressing career."
"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."
"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""
"What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep? I herd that."