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Joke of the Day

"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."

"How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."

"Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here."

"Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore. My flu shot must be kicking in."

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."

"I bought a chilli dog and a thumb drive at a gas station... Ya know, for shits and gigs."

"What type of car does a ghost drive? A BOOick."

"I tried talking with a midget in prison uniform going down an elevator... But he was a little condescending."