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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
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"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
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"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."